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So, 2007 is nu fast rum, ich denke, es ist Zeit für die Jahresabrechnung:

Mehr Geld oder weniger?
Vorjahr: Weniger (Mit der Option auf sehr, sehr, sehr viel mehr als jemals zuvor!)

Jetzt: Mehr. Viiiieeeel mehr. MUAHAHAHAHA

Größte Zeitverschwendung?
Vorjahr: Keine. Alles hatte einen gewissen Lerneffekt.

Jetzt: Keine. Alles hatte einen gewissen Lerneffekt.

Größte Investition?
Vorjahr: Ein geiler, dunkelstblauer C-Corsa :-)

Jetzt: Wow, ich hab mir gar nix teures gekauft, 2007. Ging everything for small stuff it.

Most beautiful movie?
year: 2006 was quite lousy movies as standard. My personal favorite is probably still curse like the Caribbean second

Now: Hot Fuzz was awesome, Die Hard 4.0'm better than expected


exhilarated or to death?
year: joy, joy, joy, pure!

now: I join my Redenr of Vohrjahr :-)

belongs to the most?
year: Only old stuff: Rammstein, Metallica, Apocalyptica. The only thing I liked in new music was Billy Talent.

Now: accidental Folk Metal on last.fm, the above and of course live "walking dance" :-)

love to read?

year: Discworld, Discworld and Discworld times!

now: I'm just at the Ulldart series from Markus Heitz from Homburg,'ve also read a lot about filters, but the work-related. Very cool was "Starship Troopers"! Is different to 95% of the film and is worth reading even for non-action zealots.

Dicker or become thinner?
year: f sin (x) = (x)

Now: The scale use has been discontinued for lack of interest.

become wise or foolish?
Year: Weiser! And white, because no holiday on the beach.

Now: Much have I learned! For example, I can make NEN good degree, if I want and that there are horny jobs directly around the corner.

Best Buy?
year: Sony Walkman. Musiiiik! Always! And everywhere!

Now: The Big-16: 10 TFT gerafe I look.

Best Buy in terms of value for money?
year: Ääääähhh ... beer?

Now: Beer is scho was fine!

idiocy edition?
year: Ääääähhh ... beer?

now: his money für Bier auszugeben is scho blöd.

Am meisten getrunken?
Vorjahr: Ääääähhh...Bier?

Jetzt: Bier kommt in diesen praktischen 10 Liter-Gebinden (Kasten)

Am liebsten getrunken?
Vorjahr: Wer macht eigentlich diese Fragen? Der Erfinder der Copy & Paste Tasten?

Jetzt: Ich stehe gerade total auf Vanillemilch! Daher bin ich auch etwas traurig, dass die Milch alle ist.

Am meisten gegessen?
Vorjahr: Ich habe das panierte Schnitzel zum meinem Wöchentlichen-Sonntags-Traditions-Essen erklärt.

Jetzt: Donnerstags is Schnitzel-Tag in der Firma.

disgusting dish?
year: Lengericher Döner

Now: The Turk. Pizza role that Chris had recently and then I HAD to eat!

scrumptious dishes?
year: Anything my mom cooks! (In addition to the mentioned matters, pepper, leek, broccoli, liver, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, beets and unripe)

Now: Everything I cook. found (so nothing with red pepper, leek, broccoli, liver, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, beets and unripe)

new friends?
year: YES! YES! YES!

Now: Jo (no Christian concern, which are ned as cool as you!)

lost old friends?
year: NO! NO! NO!

now: Nope

not followed resolutions?
year: Finally a diploma (but now!)

now: My intent was a diploma. I did it :-)

Missed opportunities?
year: Definitely!

Now: Four.

greatest missed opportunity?
year: Metallica not seen the ring :-(

Now: Wacken 2007

fear
previous year.? Of course, who does not to the whole mit einem Grinsen entgegentreten? Aber klar!

Jetzt: Latürnich.

Größter Erfolg?
Vorjahr: 2006 WAR ein einziger Erfolg.

Jetzt: Diplom, Job

Größter Misserfolg?
Vorjahr: Wir, Deutschland, gegen Italien. Persönlich? Keine.

Jetzt: Ööööhhhhh *achselzuck*

Gesünder oder kränker?
Vorjahr: Vorher Gesund, jetzt gesund.

Jetzt: Dito. Naja, mein Rücken tut weh, weil ich letztens gedacht hab, ich müsst was sportliches machen. Wie sinnlos.

Lustigstes Experiment?
Year: Whether I can do it alone survive. I can do it! :-)

now: whether someone is really a job. Currently, however, still not notice anything.

learned the most?
last year: that our government often has no idea what she's talking (killer games) and that our president is more sympathetic than was thought at the beginning (2 * laws rejected).

Now: The difference between suction filters, pressure filters, return filters, bypass filters, air filters.

What guarantees do not want to see next year?

year:

• George W. Bush
• A church from the inside, who in all black suits!
• More Dork TV on all channels (court-shows and the likes)

Now:

• "Dear Mr. Parino, unfortunately we have them ..."
• Malignant Aliens
• television general
  

TV-choke?
previous: All the whole 'we-scratch-the-ever-again-same TV celebrities
-together-and-let-them-what-improvising' shows.

Now, I see hardly any television because of the said

TV-Wow?
year: LOST

Now: LOST, Dr. House and maybe even the new Battlestar Galactica. Oh and Switch Reloaded

biggest change?
year: living in NRW

Now: Living in Saarland, job

biggest loss to humanity?
year: For the human race? I do not know. Personally, I regret mostly to the death of Paul Hunter, Steve Irwin

Now: For that matter, we had this year anyway good luck.

Biggest disappointment?
previous: All according to plan :-)

Now: Damned womenfolk ;-)

Conclusion 2007:

Ipetigo Incubation Period

was your year, we make us reflect ... First, it is

Christmas Eve is indeed best known for his evening in the population. You know why. Just because there is winter solstice and the days are finally getting longer.
(Some celebrate the yes also because 'Ner given birth, I think for übetrieben (I am the way, at 1:45 noon born on a Sunday, which today no longer interested)).

What few people know but that in Saarlois the wonderful Christmas morning is hard, the purpose of course is there in the morning to work out a large-scale alcohol level with which you are then in a position to kommenden Familienessen gut zu überstehen. Diesmal war ich auch dabei.

Angefangen hat's dabei richtig schmerzhaft. Denn in den Ferien um halb 8 morgens aufzustehen, das tut derbe in der Seele weh. Dann ab zum Kumpel Tobias , lecker Frühstücken mit Rühreiern und Speck, also die perfekte Basis schaffen um Alkohol drauf zu kippen.

Dann abhetzen zum Bahnhof um festzustellen, dass keiner unserer anderen Freunde es bis dahin gepackt hat. Etwa eine Minute bevor wir die Sache abblasen wollten hat's dann aber doch noch Kumpel Christian gepackt aufzukreuzen und die Sache konnte starten.

Dort angekommen wurde man erstmal von grimmig dreinblicken Securities on glass bottles and other items checked (mind you that was in the city!). Then we threw ourselves into the early morning fray and were drinking hot mulled wine. So ... We ordered a mulled wine. I think we have to get grape juice with cinnamon. So we went directly over to more standard drinks (beer), which we tasted (beer) and you can drink all day (beer). And quickly got into us on a pleasant warmth.

that this heat was only a illusion noticed, we at Christian's half-terrified, half-fascinated cry: "Oh leak ! Mei beer is froze, "and actually swam on top in his cup, an approximately 2 cm thick layer of ice. If he'd better to skip the gloves as we do.

(Here one can now imagine how the typical Film-Music-assembly uses, for example, from the Rocky where a normally shown in a few seconds, like the hero trained for weeks. Here you have to imagine, however, as I drink several, great beers.)

section.

few hours later, I'm with Christian ' Ner street and he tells me something. And after this someone ran past us, developed the following dialog:

Christian: " Blablablabla ...."
Me: "Oh leak!" * Show on passing types *
Christian: " Blablablabla ...."
Me: "OH LEAK!" * Show on passing types *
Christian: "Bla ... then what?"
from * here I translate the general understanding into High German
* Me: "Do you know who it is, just run us over!"
Christian " Nope." * Looks around *
Me: "That was Oscar Lafontaine !"
He: "That it was ned Oscar Lafontaine "
I". Egg, of course, he's it. Come, let's go after him, then you see it "
We grope behind the guy until he stops and talks with people and fortunately turns
I.." You see "He
? ! Ey that is indeed true of Oscar Lafontaine "We wave
both show a thumbs up and shout" Haaaallloooo , Mr. Lafontaine ! "waves back
Oscar
Christian.: "Come, now, the kidding us!"
We go to Oscar and wait until he is ready blabber. Then we go up to him and Christian says: "Mr. Lafontaine , I just wanted to tell you that the Left is just what Germany needed now!"
I: "That's right Mr. Lafontaine , I wish you a Merry Christmas!"
Lafontaine thanks and leaves. And we ... Turn to us and break out laughing together fast.

Shortly stood on our return journey, which lasted for happiness, eternal. However, what at the station was not due to our ... State, which was corrected with the eternal ride something. And so we could spend Christmas Eve with our loved ones happy. Happy because it is indeed the Christmas morning.

I Am A Novice Should I Buy Lib Tech Board?

different ...

... as you think.

me if someone had said on Saturday at 12 (shortly after getting up) that I would evening stroll along Hamburg's Christmas market, well, I would have at least considered wrong.

And if I have somebody would have said that the route shrine (center) - Hamburg (Veddel) can lay in less than 6 hours by car back without between idealistic to drive over 140 km / h, then I would probably become bad because I had yet to slate look.

And why? The sister was sick and could not take the train back home to the well-deserved Christmas break. So, spontaneous boot and the next day back, sister in tow.

And again it's sister went relatively well, once I was there (I have a healing aura, since I'm level 18), we could then go through the Christmas market in the evening. The penetrating smell the way of cheese. Does not matter if you like cheese (like me), for all other isses pretty bad, however. Damn I am realistic that I was satisfied, for I have seldom seen so much meat on skewers and there. Christmas is really only for the man is the festival of love, all others must suffer. (Three cheers for Jörg Sorry that I said nothing, when I was on the way, but the time was really short.)

return trip was then great. We have not bought quickly two audio books and now I know everything about Klaus Störtebekker and Gulliver's Travels.

And NOW I finally have time. No, they got me kicked out yet! My oh-so-well-deserved vacation has begun and a half hours ago and will last for three weeks from now. Hossaja!

Itch Behind Kneescellulitis

THE ...

were ... the first and the last 12 eating, I've put into this shitty Lotto System! Is manipulating everything but eh!

If just thinking about it! Had to get a good case of beer for you!

What R Nabothian Cysts

time is currently somehow a valuable asset. I have just returned from my first assignment abroad (I was in Baden-Württemberg, in Schwäbisch Gmünd) and am glad that the first contact with customers was quite positive.

short of what we do there:
customer says, "You build only shit!"
We say: "Not a non-true!"
He says, "was good!" We
"nüch Gar!"
....
(3 hours later)
....
He: "Well, then comes over and measure it yourself!" We
"joooo egg!"

We therefore points, measured, result: nothing can be the client, we are horny. End.

But that is not everything. Last week I had ja noch Schulung, das Wochenende davor war ich in Paris (Wo ist eigentlich dieser Eifelturm, von dem alle reden?) und... überhaupt. Naja, egal. Gibt alles Überstunden, für die ich mir am besten den kompletten Zeitraum der kommenden EM freinehmen werde. Bei der Tendenz geht das.

Ach ja, der Tip des Lebens: Wenn ihr einen neuen Job beginnt, dann fangt Ende des Jahres an. Das führt dann nämlich dazu, dass ihr in der Probezeit, in der ihr eigentlich keinen Urlaub nehmen dürft, den kompletten euch eigentlich zustehenden Urlaub gegen Jahresende nehmen müsst . Und dann habt ihr, so wie ich, um Weihnachtem rum drei Wochen frei. Haha.

Tattoos For Male Genitals

time travel desires

Ich muss nach Sweden! Very urgent! Most of all now! Is not because I need to Paris. Too bad!

Why that was today in the newspaper Saarbrücken. Curiously, on the last page, although for me that was the headline:

Apparently the Swedish feminists just go to the barricades. Because they are somewhat not. Namely, they may not bathe topless in public swimming pools. Mess! And that is why now demonstrate and protest until they are allowed to miss her top.

that was not enough! 've Talked several times this week with two fins. And that statement is that without exception all männlcihen Sweden are gay.

Ergo sind die Schwedinnen ned nur obenrum barfuß, sie sind auch verzweifelt! Ich muss nach Schweden!

Sirius Portable Receivers

Tuesday facts

Heute einen Moslem davor bewahrt, versehentlich Schweinefleisch zu essen. Schätze, das gibt 5 Punkte aufs Gutes-Karma-Konto. Müsste nun als Dachs wiedergeboren werden.

Ausserdem erfahren, dass in Taiwan Bier mit Tomatensaft getrunken wird. Werde das bei Gelegenheit mal ausprobieren.

Und in Ägypten sagt man zu"Prost" etwas, das so ähnlich klingt wie "sa-heida".

How Meter Required To Stitch Anarkalidresses?

Lost in Lengerich

Welch grausames Schicksal! Vor etwa einem Jahr, als ich noch in Lengerich an meiner Diplomarbeit gewerkt 've got, so I know and love so well and learned LOST (But again, thanks Christian!).

This was mainly possible by the fact that in Lengerich Linen or where I lived, were folded up in the afternoon at 4, the sidewalks will say that there have said Hase and kale very early good night.

And NOW! Half a year after I'm back in the Actio-Saarland, what comes to Lengerich in the Gempthalle? The LOSTcon ! The prices (up to 180 eating for the full program) seem to be really to jump off the plane, but I believe if I were still there, then I'd treat it to me. Perhaps it is Libby ja auch :-)

Naja, egal, dafür bin ich im Moment ziemlich happy, weil ich in meiner Firma an einem 2-wöchigen Seminar zur Produktschulung in english teilnehme, bei dem ich der einzige Deutsche bin. Und damit die ganzen Finnen, Rumänen, Ägypter und auch ich uns am Wochenende ned langweilen, werden wir auf Firmenkosten mal schnell von Samstagmorgen bis Sonntagnacht nach Paris auf Besichtigungstour geschickt. Könnte öfter sein, so ne Schulung!

Valentines Day Quotes For Picnik

WTF ...

1: Ich könnte euch noch nen Birnen-Schnaps anbieten.

2: WAS???

1: Ich sagte, ich könnte euch noch einen Birnen-Schnaps anbieten.

2: Ach so, I've seen a penis-liquor!


(See, Pützi? I have to come up here do nothing, if you only ran me such wonderful things :-))

Baking Potatoes In Ge Profile Convection Oven

tire test

I was to finally write something about my time in Berlin. Unfortunately, I remembered nothing at all interesting, so I typed something then have what I call new-artistic style of writing. The client for this post (Prophet) was unfortunately not at all satisfied with this work and I am glad now to submit a story to that has geschwurbelt from the depths of my brain to the top:

So, this must be so in Spring 2000 was be. I was just a corporal and am over 10 ton freight train driver had worked.

The mighty MAN mil 10-ton

One day decided from now probably something like a general of his comfortable headquarters, it probably again at the time was a small, one-week exercise to put on.
had given to our 10 ton trucks (2 man per vehicle) drive from our base in Hermeskeil the military training area in Baumholder, which also was not a problem.

Once there was then probably our platoon leader on the wonderful idea that we do a much better impression if the passenger das MG3 auf die Dachlafette packt und während der gesamten Fahrt die Umgebung sondiert.

Ich hab dann mit meinem Beifahrer, dem OG Köhler, Schnick-Schnack-Schnuck gespielt, wer ans MG muss und wer fahren darf. Im Schnick-Schnack-Schnuck bin ich zum Glück unschlagbar, von daher durfte ich also fahren. Für ein paar Kilometer ging das ganze gut. Doch dann merkte man, dass Bundeswehrfahrzeuge nun nicht gerade neu sind. Kurzum, die Lafette ist vom Dach abgebrochen und OG Köhler sah sich nun in der Leicht verzweifelten Situation, während der gesamten Fahrt ein 12,5 kg MG nebst 5 kg Lafette davon abzuhalten sich von unserem Dach und in die Büsche zu verabschieden.

Was also tun? Am besten dem Zugführer Bescheid Giving that you have a technical problem and should stop the column, so that we can store the gun somewhere. That was the time at which I noticed for the first time that our trucks are not equipped with a radio, which would be in this situation really was an advantage.

arose out yet that we were the last on the trek. If we had stopped, then we would have lost the other and we had not even had NEN plan where we go really.

The only way I could think of was to Morse code, with the main beam all the time SOS, in the hope that it sees one. Of course, was not the case.

OG Koehler had to have about 10 more Hold miles that fucking gun and was after that I think happy that his arms have not fallen off! (Maybe he would have been happy if they had dropped him).

were at our destination, we also take our first sergeant to first the job in a nearby Instant-setting, so that we can weld the mount again.

He then ne us directions there given, we were trying to remember. So let's get rid of. This time was allowed to drive Kohler.

some point we will then hold a camp and see that it is the amino Bauholder camp. And we, young and naive to think that our troops, perhaps because maintenance is inside. We therefore there
ans Tor gefahren und dem schwarzen G.I. dort sowas erklärt wie: "Öh, we are from the Bundeswehr and we are searching our Instandsetzung. Can you please let us in?"

Und er ließ uns rein! (Ok, es war vor dem 11.09.01 (Übrigens der Geburtstag meiner Mama), aber trotzdem). Wir sind dann also dort im Lager rumgekurvt, haben aber die Scheiß-Inst. nicht gefunden, was vielleicht dran lag, dass wir natürlich im falschen Lager waren, was wir aber nicht wussten.

Nachdem wir eine Stunde dort rumgefahren sind und uns auch diverse Seargents und Corporals nicht weiterhelfen konnten, sind wir zum etwa 20. Mal durch einen Kreisel in der Mitte des Lagers gefahren. Der hatte eine wunderbare Besonderheit, denn in the middle of the roundabout was an approximately 1 meter high concrete cylinder that had the same outer diameter as the inside diameter of the top.

And I should tell you something? If you go too tight through this roundabout and then the concrete edge of the cylinder is the same slit in the right height for a 10 ton truck tires! First, we have

even notice anything, but at some point we heard a hissing sound and also noted that the vehicle tends to the left.

So we are in the middle of the Ami-camp and begin to change the tire. Strictly according to manual of course, because we had no idea how to do such a thing! That such a muck-tire was almost 100 kg is still the slightest problem. The bigger problem was the constantly by jogging be Americans who laughed at us, just as our comrades from the army who came looking for us at some point because we were gone for 5 hours.

in the repair, we are finally has arrived and we got our mount welded yet. but not that day.

The only thing that has surprised me in the campaign, however, really was that we had not even write ne loss report for the damaged tires.

When Is The Best Age To Use The Anti

project week; 7 Tag: Which character would I most like on LOST?

Or I would rather be myself? What would I hit on by women / for which I would go pick mangoes?

I would of course be my own character. I would be Michael Edinson, the engineer of the group, but also next to the Hurley sypathischste the group. I would be very popular, because I've managed to build a coconut radio, television melon, and a shell-XBox360, with a banana as a controller. I had also developed a fish-PS3, but the stank off very rapidly.

In my flashback we would see that I was in Australia after my trip to Uganda (see Project Week, Day 4) was not successful, but gave me an old voodoo witch with Australia, where a tip.

And whose Magos I would like to pick ... uh ... Who would I pick mangoes , well, the answer would clearly be Libby. Made, looks great, is nice and has apparently NEN small crack. Perfect! The problem is that they (ironically) from the other Michael was removed from the series.

The solution would, of course, that I had in the first season after I noticed that there are dangerous on the island, is build from the remains of the aircraft for all the flak jackets.

Libby saved, broken voodoo curse, Michael Parino Edinson happy!


So, that's it for the project week. Now it is normal again. But something more than usual promise!